Am I a retard?

So I have been off by a day...I have been thinking that today is the 22nd and my Dad and Dianne won't be here until tomorrow...WRONG! They called me today to let me know they were on their way. Glad I found out what today was because I would have sent Hailee to school tomorrow =)~ I'm excited. Hailee got 100% on her spelling test yesterday and another certificate WE ARE SO PROUD!!!